Chocolate Zucchini Bread Smoothie

It has been bloody hot in Edmonton lately (http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/heat-wave-hits-edmonton-1.2721011), which means I am not in the mood to turn on the oven or the stove.  Of course, the small beings in the house (where did they come from and why do they keep calling me "Mom"?) are still hungry and demand to be fed.

In an effort to keep the house cool, as in NOT 30C inside even when it has cooled to a "reasonable" 27C outside, it dawned on me that I should be using my Vitamix!  Brilliant.  Except that the girls hate every single soup I ever make in there.  It is like they don't trust a soup that isn't properly cooked in a pot.  I can't blame them, but it does make my no-cook options limited.  So, while I was on my run this morning, I turned to my eldest and said, "Hey!  We can make a chocolate smoothie for lunch!" and she looked at me like I was a crazy person and replied, "Moooooooom, that is a treat!"

Aha, my girls have been trapped by my spider like senses.  Little did they know (they now know, because I believe in being honest with them) that there isn't any sugar AT ALL in their chocolate smoothies!  In fact, I often stick veggies in the smoothies. They were on board with this idea once they realized that it is healthy and who doesn't want a chocolate smoothie for lunch?

Fortunately, when we got home, there was a lovely yellow zucchini waiting for us!  Zucchinis and chocolate go together so well in zucchini bread, why not a smoothie?

Chocolate Zucchini Bread Smoothie

2 cups     almond milk (or whatever milk you prefer)
1             banana
1             yellow zucchini (about 20-25 cm long)
1 cup      greens (I used lettuce)
4             dates
1 Tbsp    cocoa powder
1 tsp       vanilla
1 Tbsp   honey (optional)
2             ice cubes

Put everything in blender and blend until smooth.

This recipe is vegan (depending on how you feel about honey) and gluten free.  Also, heat free and stress free.  :)

Throwing Out the Girl Baby With the Baptism Water

At church a few years ago, my eldest daughter (4 at the time) saw her friend, a boy, serving as an altar boy for the first time.  She looked hopefully at me and asked excitedly, "When I am big enough, can I serve too?"  I replied, "No, because you are a girl.  But mommy is doing what she can to change that."  I died a little inside knowing what the church was teaching my daughter about being a woman.

I don't think our priest hates women (or our bishop, for that matter), in fact, I know that he has done what he feels he can to give girls the opportunity to serve, including asking our bishop for permission to make some changes.  Often the caveat attached to any permission is: "As long as it doesn't cause a scandal."

One of those changes was about churching baby girls in the altar.  That means, after a baby is baptized, the priest brings the baby through the altar.  Traditionally, only baby boys get this privilage.  Baby girls are brought to the doors of the altar, then, as if God has personally rejected them, they are turned away.

At this point I want to note: as I have been told numerous times, ANYONE WHO HAS A BLESSING CAN ENTER THE ALTAR.  Only men are allowed to be clergy, so they have this blessing far more often.

By this logic, couldn't a baby girl have the blessing to enter the altar for her churching?

Our priest did this for a short time until someone complained directly to the bishop, which resulted in it being completely shut down (which raises numerous questions about those who go over everyone's head to phone the bishop directly and the message we now have that it is apparently effective and okay to do this).  Why was it shut down?  Because it caused a scandal.

There is where I start to wonder what on God's green earth is going on.  Am I losing my mind?  Has the TARDIS transported me out of the 21st Century??  An innocent baby girl in the altar is A SCANDAL?  Are you kidding me?  Well, if scandals are what changes the mind of the bishop, here is my scandal.

There is no known reason why girl babies are churched differently than boys.  Priests that disagree with the idea, have been able to stay obedient by not churching either gender in the altar.  But this is not a solution and it doesn't actively stimulate discussion on this topic.

I tried going through the proper channels with my concerns. I spoke to my priest who told me he has to be obedient to the bishop.  So I spoke to the bishop and Metropolitan both privately and publicly at an Archdiocesan Council.  I got a "keep up the good work" response, which is a non-response really, but here I am taking them up on that encouragement.  I have been told the bishop answers to the Synod of Bishops and everyone thinks the OCA is crazy, so everyone is afraid to have them think we are crazier.  (Note: this is what I have been told and not witnessed because clearly, I am not a bishop).

So when are our clergy going to speak up?  Who is going to stand up for the baby girls to be churched in the altar, or the eager young girls wanting to serve in the altar (some churches DO allow this in some manner, either as altar girls or myrrh bearers), or young women looking to be tonsured as Readers?  I don't think that the clergy as individuals hate women, but I think the church itself does.  It becomes increasingly difficult to bring my daughters to a church with such mixed messages about their worth.

Girls are good enough for God to create and love them, so the church needs to wake up and realize they are good enough to be churched properly.